What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.