What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.