What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.