When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger