When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger