When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'