Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Ground State Jokes More Ground State Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.