Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.