Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)