Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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Steak.

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

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iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!