What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!