What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!