What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!