What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.