Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture