Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !