What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture