What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Patty Jokes More Patty Jokes

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.