Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...