Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".