What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.