What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.