What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.