What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Nothing. She's fine.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.