What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools