What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril