What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.