What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.