Imperial Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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It checks the tornado watch.

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.