The Imperial March
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Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
The Imperial March.
They lack the element of supplies
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
The tea towel
Because they're afraid of Wales
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Go for the juggler
Because german soldiers like to march in the shade
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Using imperial units.
A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
Because they always miss their target!
