Imperial Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Clash Jokes More Clash Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Imperial March Jokes More Imperial March Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March