Storm Trooper Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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Nobody nose.

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The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.