Storm Trooper Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!