Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.