Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!