What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself