In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
To use the Pokestop.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
They both go PEW PEW PEW
Pew pew pew!
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself