What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!