What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself