Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

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What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Invisible Power Jokes More Invisible Power Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists