Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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They're full of acidic juice.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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We haven't spoken for five years".

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A difference of a pinion!

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Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.