Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

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They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims