Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Invisible Power Jokes More Invisible Power Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.