Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Invisible Power Jokes More Invisible Power Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.