Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Synagogue Jokes More Synagogue Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

Invisible Power Jokes More Invisible Power Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Pew Pew Pew Jokes More Pew Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.