Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

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What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

What is the most religious insect ?

A mosque-ito !

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church