Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

What is the most religious insect ?

A mosque-ito !

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!