What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.