What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue