What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite