What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.