How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one