How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.