How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.