How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot