How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !