How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.