How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood