How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood