How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.