What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.