What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.