What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.