What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.