What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!