What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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St. Petri Dish.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium