What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.