Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Its hard
One prick...and it's all over.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Oh, it's 7 past Cesar
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Cross fit.
It started its own branch
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
His wounds always heel.
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D