Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
He goes back 4 seconds.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
He dies in his LA home at 82.
Because people are dying to get in.
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
The big hand's touching the little hand.
When your nose touches the ceiling !
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
