Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.