What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.