What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

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What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic