What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters