What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.