What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.