What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.