What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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They have toots in common.

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Green "Nope. Green."

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Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.