What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.