Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.