Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.