Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...