Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !