Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.