Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !