Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.