Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !