What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry