What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.