What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.