What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.