Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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Whats a retarded person's favorite season?

Autismn

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.