Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

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What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.