Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*