Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Popeye's

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When all the cotton is picked off her tampon.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.