Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)