What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.