What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.