What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.