What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.