What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.