Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.