Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7