Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7