The Galaxy note 7
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he dosen't have a plot.
A buccaneer
A: He wanted rich milk.
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
a Guardian of the Galaxy
Because "Kindle" was taken.
The Samsung Note 7
Because 7 8 9!
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"