Micheal Bay Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

Galaxy Note Jokes More Galaxy Note Jokes

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.