Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"