Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Security Guard Jokes More Security Guard Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

Guardian Jokes More Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy