Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Security Guard Jokes More Security Guard Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy