What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth