Chapter Jokes

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.