Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!