Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.