Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D