Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."