Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor