Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D