Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...