Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Violate Jokes More Violate Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty