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THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
They don't do liver
Liver alone, cheese mine!
What is a pirate's favourite letter
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Articulette
He wrote sheet music.
Me: You mean after I die, right
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
He was caught poaching.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
