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THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
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I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Because actions speak louder than words.
Because they have foul balls.
For the boos.
On April Ghoul's Day
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Put the ashes in the donuts.
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.