Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
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THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
An exor- .
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They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Tulips on your organ.
Crabs on your organ.
Meet me - oh, right.."
Answer: To a Bananas foster home.
A Hesi-tater
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
I'm just here so I won't get fined.
A ball-point gorilla!
He wrote sheet music.