Copyright Jokes

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Violate Jokes More Violate Jokes

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent