Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.