Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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Because her hips won't lie.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Sherlock, homes

Where do you want to go?

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !