Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Sorry Teacher Jokes More Sorry Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !