How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.