How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.