How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"