How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo