How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.