What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.