What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.