What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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Tattooine.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.