What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.