Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

They're afraid of sin

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's