No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Damn
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
I don't know
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
The Laundry
none, PETA can't change anything.
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
With a track-tor!
Wait.
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.