Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.