Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Yell B-52.
He dates his other sister.
A jolly rancher.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Because she was illegal.
Because they are most certainly guilty.
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
Only 12. One for every month.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.